• What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
  

Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !

• What did the big candle say to the little candle ?
  I’m going out tonight !

• What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy ?
  She gave him the cold shoulder !

• How do you call an Eskimo cow ?
  An Eskimoo !

• What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake
  Tarzipan !

Watch Harry Potter in “The Mysterious Ticking Noise”!!!!!!

Harry is waiting in Privet Drive. The order of the Phoenix is coming to escort him safely away without Voldemord and his supporters kowing – if they can. But what will Harry do then? How can he fulfil the momentours and seemingly impossible task without Professor Dumbledor has left him.

It is a great book to read and a better book to think about….

It doesn`t mension in which language you read it. But it mensions THAT you read it!!!!

Two friends:

• I heard that you have made a band!
• Yes, it’s a quartet.
• How many of you are there?
• There are three.
• Three?
• Me and my brother.
• You have a brother?
• No, why do you ask?

When I look out of the window,

I see the wind when it blows.

I see the birdies, flying in the sky,

this wonderful autumn-feeling, it takes me high!

I love the colourful leaves, lying on the ground.

I love the bird`s last sound.

All the autumn gives to me,

makes me happy and free

© by Jakob Eppensteiner

Hi! Welcome to my Homepage.

My Name is Jakob Eppensteiner and i`m 13 years old.

Together with my parents and my two sisters Antonia (4) and Madeleine (15), I live in a small town called Steinakirchen in Austria.

Here in Steinakirchen we are living a calm life, far away from the big cities.
I think it`s a great place to live because every one knows each other and is friendly. In summer we can go to a lake called “Lunzer See” which isn`t very far away from our home. And in winter we can go skiing to the nearby Prealps.
I love skiing, but I`m also good at snowboarding. When the weather isn`t good, I play the drums or the piano. I “sometimes” play the computer as well.

I have to go to school by bus because it is ten kilometres away from Steinakirchen.
My favourite subjects are P.E., Biology and History. When I`ve taken the A levels, I`ll go to the University of Vienna because I`d like to be a surgeon when I`m older.

If you want to contact me, you can chat with me on ICQ. (ICQ-Number: 436876467)

Yours, Jakob